Bi-polar Top Ten Lists

[DJ]

Top Ten Reasons that you might have Bi-polar disorder

10. You think Robin Williams should Perk Up.
 
9.  You just bought the Kenny G and Berry Manilow box set just
    because.
 
8.  You think going to bed on Monday and getting up on Friday is a
    good rest.
 
7.  What do you mean you're tired -- I had only 3 orgasms!
 
6.  You can not remember the number 7.
 
5.  You know the names of at least three antidepressants and fifteen
     mood stabilizers.
 
4.  Your cat's name is Kay and your dog's name is Jamison.
 
3.  You bring your own research to the doctor's.
 
2.  You think a drive from Vancouver, BC to Miami is something to do
     in  four days.
 
And the Number One reason you may be Bipolar is:
 
1. Last night you understood the secrets to the universe and this
   morning  you are contemplating whether the jam goes on top of the
   peanut butter or under it.

[Phyllis]

That was funny!

[k]

thank you very much i loved it.  do we have to write them ourselves or can we quote other people?
i think i will stop by this spot first when i arrive from now on - unless i'm listening to barry manilow.

[DJ]

No rules, K...  I copied the above from somewhere else.

DJ