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Joe Buck
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« on: January 03, 2010, 11:59:08 AM » |
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Depressed?
Over Work?
Job Suck?
Unappreciated?
Family Problems?
Money Worries?
Well Here is a pill for you!
FUCITOL
1000 mg
(image of FUKITOL capsule...Personalized Picture)
FUKITOL: generic Prozac used to treat depression or mood disorders.
WARNING: Tell your doctor immediately if you notice worsening depression, unusual behavior changes (including suicide thoughts or plans), new or worse anxiety, panic attacks, trouble sleeping, irritability, hostility, impulsiveness, and/or severe restlessness.
USES: Fukitol is a selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor (SSRI) which works by helping to restore the balance of certain natural substances in your brain. It will not remove cobwebs, however. After popping this 1000 mg capsule it may improve your mood, sleep, appetite, and energy level and may help to restore your interest in daily living. It may not. After you read the side effects (below) you won’t be very happy and you won’t enjoy any adult pleasures like you once did when you were nutty, disturbed or off-your-rocker. Daily living will take on a new meaning which may once again trigger thoughts of killing yourself after eating, sleeping, shitting, pissing and screwing are no longer appealing. Open wide.
SIDE EFFECTS: Nausea, drowsiness, dizziness, anxiety, trouble sleeping, loss of appetite, weakness, sweating and/or yawning. Tell your doctor immediately (unless he's golfing or screwing the Registered Nurse) if any of these unlikely but serious side effects occur and persist: severe mood changes, restlessness, inability to keep still, bloody stools, vomit looking like coffee grounds, fainting, seizures, change in amount of urine pissed-out; decreased interest in sex, and changes in sexual ability. Rarely, males may have a prolonged or painful erection lasting 4 or more hours. The hard-on is incompatible with the side effects of decreased interest in sex and problemmatic for some users. These men are shit-out-of-luck.
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