Why sentence structure is so important.

[Joe Buck]

                                   Why sentence structure is so important.
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of
     two people, Mary or Jack.
     .
     It was an impossible decision because they were both super
     workers.  Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the
     first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
     .
     Mary came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying
     all night.  She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
     .
     The boss approached her and said:  'Mary, I've never done
     this before, but I either have to lay you or Jack off.'
     .
     'Could you jack off?'  she says...'I feel like shit.'

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