Top 10 things / reasons about Halloween

[Joe Buck]

10 Things That Sound Dirty on Halloween, but Aren't:

1. So...what did you get in the sack?

2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning..

3. Just hope on the broomstick and ride it!

4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!

5. I got the best piece from that house!

6. Quit screwing around on the porch!

7. Stick your hand in and guess what your feeling.

8. It was so filled and heavy I had to use TWO hands!!9. They'll suck you dry if they get your teeth into you.

10.I bobbed and boobed, and still couldn't get my mouth around it!


Top 10 Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better than ***:


10. You are guranteed to get a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go back again.

8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave it to you.

6. Person you are with doesn't fantasize you are someone else, you already are!

5. If you get a stomache ache it won't last 9 months.

4. If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks your kinky.

3. Doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning from over-indulging.

1. If you don't get what you want at one place, you can always go next door to get
more!




And some of my favorites,lol

Why Pumpkins are Better than MEN!

1. Every year you get a new crop to choose from.

2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile

3. One usually makes a better pie.

4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!

5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.

6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.

7. From the start you know a pumpking has an empty, mush filled head to begin with.

8. A pumpkin is turne on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.



And:

Why "don't" witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!


Why "can't" witches have babies?

Because their husbands have crystal balls!

[Luigi]

Excellent, Bob - I had to smile to myself in the office after reading that