2 Old Geezer's At A Brothel

[Joe Buck]

TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND
DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
 
AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL. THE
MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO
HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN
INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK,
I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.'
 
THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO
UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
 
AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, 'YOU KNOW,
I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!'
 
'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?'
 
'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I
WAS LOVING HER.'
 
HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE-- I THINK MINE  WAS A WITCH.'
 
'A WITCH ? WHY THE SAM HILL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?'
 
'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE
NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW
OUT THE WINDOW...TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!'
 

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